Dear Sir:
In approximately ten days our contract will expire, and so this is your official eviction notice. Management has kept a close eye on you during the time of our contract, and has noticed that although your space was fully sufficient for much of the term, you are clearly now outgrowing the spatial capacity of your home. This is a major part of the reason you must vacate the premises, not only because the contractual time is nearly over. This contract is non-negotiable. You cannot appeal. If you try to stay longer you will be expelled.
Sincerely,
the Management
P.S. Your mother and father and older brothers are anxiously awaiting your arrival. The move will entail many benefits to you such as free rent for at least 18 years, a college education, free snacks and three meals a day each day, lots of hugs and kisses, and a lifetime of new experiences. In light of this we the Management are strongly encouraging you to make the move on the date the contract is over, if not before. Thank you.
Ambra,
ReplyDeleteMay the occupant comply and the baliffs need not be called!
Sweet entry, very creative. Hard to believe there is only 10 days left. All the best for the delivery.
I've a feeling you'll keep us all posted :)
Susan (emperorp)
How sweet! (very creative post!) Must admit you had me going there for a second, and it took a second to finally see where it was going...l
ReplyDelete10 days? That's very soon. I wish you as easy as a delivery can be (such a thing as easy?) and a very healthy baby :)
Grazie Susan and Roam to Rome, I am glad you liked the post. Anything to entertain myself at this point in the waiting game is a plus! Ciao :)
ReplyDeleteawwww, I love your post! Lots of luck and a speedy delivery! :)
ReplyDeleteThank you Cecilia! :)
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