Grandma and Grandpa were sitting in their easy chairs watching tv with the dog resting between them at their feet.
Suddenly Grandma heard a strange smacking and chewing sound. And this is what she saw:
"Hey big guy, what ya got there? Uh oh. Is that...?
Yes it is. The baby's slipper! Well, what is left of it anyway. Oh no!"
"Ummm... I have been a bad dawg? I'm sorry. You still love me, right?"
And that is the true story of how this baby lost his first pair of slippers to a dog, even before he was born!